The menu
Everything below is exactly as it appears on the board upstairs — the names, the jokes, the prices. We have corrected nothing, because correcting “Can’t get any Pigger” would be a crime.
’Coz morning merely shows the day… breakfast seizes it. All breakfasts come with bread, butter, homemade papaya jam, tea/coffee/juice — and constitutionally unconditional love.
All-Mighty English Breakfast
410Bright like a summer. Cheery like a drummer. Meat-Egg-And-WhatNot in Bulk. Sure enough to make you feel like The Hulk. Choice of eggs: sunny side up / both side fried / plain scrambled / plain omelette.
Can’t get any Pigger
450A hearty spread of pork sausages, bacon and ham, humbly accompanied by two eggs, sautéed mushrooms, grilled tomato and mashed potato.
Sweet Potat’o’Mine
385A sweet-potato hash cake with crispy bacon filled inside, on a bed of sautéed spinach, topped with fried eggs. Sweet love ’o’ mine… and without a doubt yours too.
Bun-my Chow!
425Our take on the almost famous Bunny Chow. Chorizo, bacon, cheese and hickory barbeque sauce stuffed inside a hollowed-out bun, sprinkled with scrambled eggs in full Salt Bae style. (Does not come with a side of toast.)
Vegetably Yours
299A delectable spread of scrambled soya, baked beans, mashed potato, sautéed mushroom and grilled tomato — served with the predominant thought of herbivore galaxy.
Goan Gala
450Sautéed Goan sausage (pork) on a bed of creamy mashed potato served alongside an omelette. After all, not all that happens in Goa stays in Goa.
Just Beat it
340A band of four eggs, sweet corn, green peas, spinach, cheese and perennial onions jamming together to make an incredible frittata. So beat it.
Sunshine in a Pan
360 / 399Two eggs pan-fried single-side, topped with sliced mushroom, spinach and a pretty pinch of cheese, served with baked beans, sautéed mushroom, mashed potato and grilled tomato. For a meaty twist, swap any veg topping for chicken sausage, pork sausage or bacon.
Spoiled Brat
380Baked egg for indulgent souls who want a bit of everything. A meaty layer on a spicy bed of mushroom, capsicum and assorted veggies, overwhelmingly topped with soft egg, cheese and coriander. Pick any two meats.
Spoiled Brat — Veg
320’Coz vegetarians — we may hate them more, but we love them no less. A spicy bed of mushroom, capsicum and assorted veggies, topped with baked eggs, cheese and coriander.
Eggstra Curricular Activity
260Eggs to the rescue! A three-egg preparation of your choice served with baked beans, sautéed mushroom, mashed potato and grilled tomato.
The 5th Hnagvoer Healing Sutra
325A TANG for your ‘Hang’. Or, as our chef calls it, ‘The Big TANG Theory’. Omelette stuffed with green coriander, greener cabbage, greenest avocados, cheese and mystical herbs — served with baked beans, mashed potato, sautéed mushroom and grilled tomato. A perfect cure for your hangover. Or so we thought. Hic. *subject to availability
Sides
Bacon125
Pork Pepper Sausage115
Pork Breakfast Sausage115
Pork Pepperoni115
Chicken Ham105
Chicken Sausage105
Chicken Salami105
Chicken Pepperoni115
Mashed Potato75
Baked Beans75
Additional Fried Egg20
Additional Toast (2)20
Hash Brown120 / 70
The most ancient way to fix broken eggs — and broken hearts as well. Egg-white-only option available; additional eggs ₹20 each.
Meaty Minion
360Chicken, bacon, cheese and tomato stuffed in an omelette. Such a shame that people look for Heaven elsewhere.
Hen Solo
385A spicy chicken cheese omelette with grilled chicken, chicken salami, tomato, basil, coriander and chilly. Mightier than the Millennium Falcon — and you will love this scoundrel.
Pull me closer
385Slow-cooked barbecue pulled pork under a blanket of mushrooms, jalapenos, cheese and pepperoni. Probably the juiciest “meat” your tongue could ever relish. So pull me closer.
Mamma Mia!
425What if we told you your omelette will look like a pizza? Well-cooked eggs for the base, filled with barbecue chicken and chicken salami, and healed with the obvious cheese. OH MY!
Mediterranean Marvel
299 / 325A delightful four-egg omelette tossed and turned in sweet and tangy pizza sauces and cheese, topped with pepperoni (chicken/pork).
The Hash Paradox
250Sheer brilliance from the kitchen. A ‘so-called’ omelette made with butter-browned potato, cheese and assorted veggies — WITHOUT eggs. Every bite brings boundless bliss to the mind, body and soul.
Fair & Lovelee
199This one is meant for colour-conscious… oops, we meant calorie-conscious. An egg-white omelette stuffed with green. Guilt-free goodness.
The Theory of Omelette
275A fluffy cheese-filled omelette, stuffed with veggies of your choice. They say, only a filled omelette can bring out the essence of a fulfilled life. What’s your essence? Pick any three: mushroom, jalapeno, tomato, coriander, red onion, capsicum, spinach, chilly, extra cheese, olives, basil, spring onion. Add one meat ₹60.
The reason a young crowd keeps climbing two flights of stairs.
The Triple Barrel!
460Juicy pork patty hurled into bacon fat. Locked and loaded with cheese, diced pork sausage and shredded bacon! Pull the trigger, you son of a gun!
The Shrimpig
440Straight out of folklore. A burger half shrimp, alluring men and women alike into a sinful journey. A well-marinated pork patty topped with herb-tossed shrimp and drizzled with paprika mayo.
Cocky Second base
380Ain’t no child’s game! Score high with chicken patty and crumb-fried chicken inside a burger, with coleslaw to keep you company. Stay cocky… will ya?
Pork ’o’ Pine
375A burger made with pulled pork and pineapple. Innovation level — hungry Einstein!
The Bonzer Boomerang!
360We threw the iconic “Drunken Aussie” burger and it returned home ‘Sober’!! A juicy beef patty heaped with big mobs of cheese, grilled pineapple, fried egg, caramelized onion and more. Such a beaut that even the kangaroos forgot to hop.
‘Lamb’ orghini
350The classic lamb cheese burger. Need we say more? Add bacon ₹60 · add sunny side up ₹20 · double decker ₹125.
That’s my HAM
340No matter what time of the day it is, a skillet-toasted ham, cheese and diced jalapeno sandwich will fill up your heart.
Oh Honey..Never Sing
310Succulent pieces of chicken drowned and browned in our homemade honey mustard sauce. You owe it to yourself.
SandWichcraft
250Nothing defines adulthood more than the capacity to make a perfect sandwich. Choose any three veggies — mushroom, jalapeno, cheese, capsicum, tomato, onion, olive, cucumber. Add one meat ₹60.
Phony Pepperoni
199 / 225A pepperoni (chicken/pork) goes into a sandwich.
Peaceful Peanuts
160An all-time favourite — an extraordinary chemistry of peanut butter, honey and banana.
Make pancakes, not war.
The Pally Pancake
225The signature “stuffed” pancake — bits of cashew, raisin and chocochips. Every bite into this will make you proud that you lived in the era of pancakes.
Magnificent extra toppings
Nutella80
Sliced Banana20
Condensed Milk60
Peanut Butter70
Caramelized Banana80
Chocolate Syrup70
Blueberry Syrup70
Ice Cream80
Brioche French Toast
210The second best borrow in the name of French. Add Nutella ₹80 · add peanut butter and banana ₹70 · add Nutella and bacon (yes, you read it right!) ₹120. *subject to availability
French Fry
199Piri Piri Fry
210Chicken Nuggets
225Jalapeno Cheese Nuggets
210Chili Garlic Potato Nuggets
160Potato Wedges
225Hash Brown
120 / 70The board itself
The printed menu, photographed page by page. Click any page to read it full size.