The bill of fare  ·  prices in ₹

The menu

Everything below is exactly as it appears on the board upstairs — the names, the jokes, the prices. We have corrected nothing, because correcting “Can’t get any Pigger” would be a crime.

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’Coz morning merely shows the day… breakfast seizes it. All breakfasts come with bread, butter, homemade papaya jam, tea/coffee/juice — and constitutionally unconditional love.

All-Mighty English Breakfast

410

Bright like a summer. Cheery like a drummer. Meat-Egg-And-WhatNot in Bulk. Sure enough to make you feel like The Hulk. Choice of eggs: sunny side up / both side fried / plain scrambled / plain omelette.

Can’t get any Pigger

450

A hearty spread of pork sausages, bacon and ham, humbly accompanied by two eggs, sautéed mushrooms, grilled tomato and mashed potato.

Sweet Potat’o’Mine

385

A sweet-potato hash cake with crispy bacon filled inside, on a bed of sautéed spinach, topped with fried eggs. Sweet love ’o’ mine… and without a doubt yours too.

Bun-my Chow!

425

Our take on the almost famous Bunny Chow. Chorizo, bacon, cheese and hickory barbeque sauce stuffed inside a hollowed-out bun, sprinkled with scrambled eggs in full Salt Bae style. (Does not come with a side of toast.)

Vegetably Yours

299

A delectable spread of scrambled soya, baked beans, mashed potato, sautéed mushroom and grilled tomato — served with the predominant thought of herbivore galaxy.

Goan Gala

450

Sautéed Goan sausage (pork) on a bed of creamy mashed potato served alongside an omelette. After all, not all that happens in Goa stays in Goa.

Just Beat it

340

A band of four eggs, sweet corn, green peas, spinach, cheese and perennial onions jamming together to make an incredible frittata. So beat it.

Sunshine in a Pan

360 / 399

Two eggs pan-fried single-side, topped with sliced mushroom, spinach and a pretty pinch of cheese, served with baked beans, sautéed mushroom, mashed potato and grilled tomato. For a meaty twist, swap any veg topping for chicken sausage, pork sausage or bacon.

Spoiled Brat

380

Baked egg for indulgent souls who want a bit of everything. A meaty layer on a spicy bed of mushroom, capsicum and assorted veggies, overwhelmingly topped with soft egg, cheese and coriander. Pick any two meats.

Spoiled Brat — Veg

320

’Coz vegetarians — we may hate them more, but we love them no less. A spicy bed of mushroom, capsicum and assorted veggies, topped with baked eggs, cheese and coriander.

Eggstra Curricular Activity

260

Eggs to the rescue! A three-egg preparation of your choice served with baked beans, sautéed mushroom, mashed potato and grilled tomato.

The 5th Hnagvoer Healing Sutra

325

A TANG for your ‘Hang’. Or, as our chef calls it, ‘The Big TANG Theory’. Omelette stuffed with green coriander, greener cabbage, greenest avocados, cheese and mystical herbs — served with baked beans, mashed potato, sautéed mushroom and grilled tomato. A perfect cure for your hangover. Or so we thought. Hic. *subject to availability

Sides

Bacon125

Pork Pepper Sausage115

Pork Breakfast Sausage115

Pork Pepperoni115

Chicken Ham105

Chicken Sausage105

Chicken Salami105

Chicken Pepperoni115

Mashed Potato75

Baked Beans75

Additional Fried Egg20

Additional Toast (2)20

Hash Brown120 / 70

The most ancient way to fix broken eggs — and broken hearts as well. Egg-white-only option available; additional eggs ₹20 each.

Meaty Minion

360

Chicken, bacon, cheese and tomato stuffed in an omelette. Such a shame that people look for Heaven elsewhere.

Hen Solo

385

A spicy chicken cheese omelette with grilled chicken, chicken salami, tomato, basil, coriander and chilly. Mightier than the Millennium Falcon — and you will love this scoundrel.

Pull me closer

385

Slow-cooked barbecue pulled pork under a blanket of mushrooms, jalapenos, cheese and pepperoni. Probably the juiciest “meat” your tongue could ever relish. So pull me closer.

Mamma Mia!

425

What if we told you your omelette will look like a pizza? Well-cooked eggs for the base, filled with barbecue chicken and chicken salami, and healed with the obvious cheese. OH MY!

Mediterranean Marvel

299 / 325

A delightful four-egg omelette tossed and turned in sweet and tangy pizza sauces and cheese, topped with pepperoni (chicken/pork).

The Hash Paradox

250

Sheer brilliance from the kitchen. A ‘so-called’ omelette made with butter-browned potato, cheese and assorted veggies — WITHOUT eggs. Every bite brings boundless bliss to the mind, body and soul.

Fair & Lovelee

199

This one is meant for colour-conscious… oops, we meant calorie-conscious. An egg-white omelette stuffed with green. Guilt-free goodness.

The Theory of Omelette

275

A fluffy cheese-filled omelette, stuffed with veggies of your choice. They say, only a filled omelette can bring out the essence of a fulfilled life. What’s your essence? Pick any three: mushroom, jalapeno, tomato, coriander, red onion, capsicum, spinach, chilly, extra cheese, olives, basil, spring onion. Add one meat ₹60.

The reason a young crowd keeps climbing two flights of stairs.

The Triple Barrel!

460

Juicy pork patty hurled into bacon fat. Locked and loaded with cheese, diced pork sausage and shredded bacon! Pull the trigger, you son of a gun!

The Shrimpig

440

Straight out of folklore. A burger half shrimp, alluring men and women alike into a sinful journey. A well-marinated pork patty topped with herb-tossed shrimp and drizzled with paprika mayo.

Cocky Second base

380

Ain’t no child’s game! Score high with chicken patty and crumb-fried chicken inside a burger, with coleslaw to keep you company. Stay cocky… will ya?

Pork ’o’ Pine

375

A burger made with pulled pork and pineapple. Innovation level — hungry Einstein!

The Bonzer Boomerang!

360

We threw the iconic “Drunken Aussie” burger and it returned home ‘Sober’!! A juicy beef patty heaped with big mobs of cheese, grilled pineapple, fried egg, caramelized onion and more. Such a beaut that even the kangaroos forgot to hop.

‘Lamb’ orghini

350

The classic lamb cheese burger. Need we say more? Add bacon ₹60 · add sunny side up ₹20 · double decker ₹125.

That’s my HAM

340

No matter what time of the day it is, a skillet-toasted ham, cheese and diced jalapeno sandwich will fill up your heart.

Oh Honey..Never Sing

310

Succulent pieces of chicken drowned and browned in our homemade honey mustard sauce. You owe it to yourself.

SandWichcraft

250

Nothing defines adulthood more than the capacity to make a perfect sandwich. Choose any three veggies — mushroom, jalapeno, cheese, capsicum, tomato, onion, olive, cucumber. Add one meat ₹60.

Phony Pepperoni

199 / 225

A pepperoni (chicken/pork) goes into a sandwich.

Peaceful Peanuts

160

An all-time favourite — an extraordinary chemistry of peanut butter, honey and banana.

Make pancakes, not war.

The Pally Pancake

225

The signature “stuffed” pancake — bits of cashew, raisin and chocochips. Every bite into this will make you proud that you lived in the era of pancakes.

Magnificent extra toppings

Nutella80

Sliced Banana20

Condensed Milk60

Peanut Butter70

Caramelized Banana80

Chocolate Syrup70

Blueberry Syrup70

Ice Cream80

Brioche French Toast

210

The second best borrow in the name of French. Add Nutella ₹80 · add peanut butter and banana ₹70 · add Nutella and bacon (yes, you read it right!) ₹120. *subject to availability

French Fry

199

Piri Piri Fry

210

Chicken Nuggets

225

Jalapeno Cheese Nuggets

210

Chili Garlic Potato Nuggets

160

Potato Wedges

225

Hash Brown

120 / 70

The board itself

The printed menu, photographed page by page. Click any page to read it full size.

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