The menu, unedited
Every name below is exactly as printed on the board upstairs. Correcting “Can’t get any Pigger” would be a crime, so we left it alone.
All-day breakfasts
12 dishes + sides’Coz morning merely shows the day… breakfast seizes it. All breakfasts come with bread, butter, homemade papaya jam, tea/coffee/juice — and constitutionally unconditional love.
All-Mighty English Breakfast Non-veg Special
₹410Bright like a summer. Cheery like a drummer. Meat-Egg-And-WhatNot in Bulk. Sure enough to make you feel like The Hulk. Choice of eggs.
Can’t get any Pigger Non-veg Special
₹450Pork sausages, bacon and ham, humbly accompanied by two eggs, sautéed mushrooms, grilled tomato and mashed potato.
Goan Gala Non-veg
₹450Sautéed Goan pork sausage on a bed of creamy mashed potato with an omelette. Not all that happens in Goa stays in Goa.
Bun-my Chow! Non-veg
₹425Chorizo, bacon, cheese and hickory barbeque sauce stuffed inside a hollowed-out bun, sprinkled with scrambled eggs in full Salt Bae style.
Sweet Potat’o’Mine Non-veg Special
₹385A sweet-potato hash cake with crispy bacon filled inside, on a bed of sautéed spinach, topped with fried eggs.
Spoiled Brat Non-veg
₹380Baked egg on a spicy bed of mushroom, capsicum and assorted veggies, topped with soft egg, cheese and coriander. Pick any two meats.
Sunshine in a Pan Egg Special
₹360 / 399Two pan-fried eggs topped with sliced mushroom, spinach and cheese, with baked beans, sautéed mushroom, mashed potato and grilled tomato.
Just Beat it Egg
₹340Four eggs, sweet corn, green peas, spinach, cheese and perennial onions jamming together into an incredible frittata. So beat it.
The 5th Hnagvoer Healing Sutra Egg
₹325‘The Big TANG Theory’. Omelette stuffed with green coriander, cabbage, avocado, cheese and mystical herbs. A perfect cure for your hangover. Or so we thought. Subject to availability.
Spoiled Brat — Veg Egg
₹320’Coz vegetarians — we may hate them more, but we love them no less.
Vegetably Yours Veg
₹299Scrambled soya, baked beans, mashed potato, sautéed mushroom and grilled tomato — served with the predominant thought of herbivore galaxy.
Eggstra Curricular Activity Egg
₹260A three-egg preparation of your choice with baked beans, sautéed mushroom, mashed potato and grilled tomato.
Omelettes
8 dishesThe most ancient way to fix broken eggs — and broken hearts as well. Egg-white-only option available; additional eggs ₹20 each.
Mamma Mia! Non-veg
₹425An omelette that looks like a pizza. Well-cooked eggs for the base, barbecue chicken and chicken salami, healed with the obvious cheese. OH MY!
Hen Solo Non-veg Special
₹385Spicy chicken cheese omelette with grilled chicken, chicken salami, tomato, basil, coriander and chilly. Mightier than the Millennium Falcon.
Pull me closer Special
₹385Slow-cooked barbecue pulled pork under a blanket of mushrooms, jalapenos, cheese and pepperoni. Probably the juiciest “meat” your tongue could relish.
Meaty Minion Non-veg Special
₹360Chicken, bacon, cheese and tomato stuffed in an omelette. Such a shame that people look for Heaven elsewhere.
Mediterranean Marvel Non-veg
₹299 / 325A delightful four-egg omelette tossed in sweet and tangy pizza sauces and cheese, topped with pepperoni (chicken/pork).
The Theory of Omelette Egg
₹275Fluffy, cheese-filled, stuffed with veggies of your choice. Only a filled omelette can bring out the essence of a fulfilled life. Pick any three; add one meat ₹60.
The Hash Paradox Veg
₹250A ‘so-called’ omelette made with butter-browned potato, cheese and assorted veggies — without eggs. Boundless bliss to mind, body and soul.
Fair & Lovelee Egg
₹199Meant for the colour-conscious… oops, calorie-conscious. An egg-white omelette stuffed with green. Guilt-free goodness.
Brawny burgers
6 dishesThe Triple Barrel! Non-veg Special
₹460Juicy pork patty hurled into bacon fat. Locked and loaded with cheese, diced pork sausage and shredded bacon. Pull the trigger, you son of a gun.
The Shrimpig Non-veg
₹440Half swine, half shrimp. A well-marinated pork patty topped with herb-tossed shrimp and drizzled with paprika mayo.
Cocky Second base Non-veg Special
₹380Ain’t no child’s game. Chicken patty and crumb-fried chicken inside one burger, with coleslaw to keep you company.
Pork ’o’ Pine Non-veg
₹375Pulled pork and pineapple. Innovation level — hungry Einstein.
The Bonzer Boomerang! Non-veg
₹360A juicy beef patty heaped with big mobs of cheese, grilled pineapple, fried egg and caramelized onion. Such a beaut that even the kangaroos forgot to hop.
‘Lamb’ orghini Non-veg Special
₹350The classic lamb cheese burger. Add bacon ₹60 · sunny side up ₹20 · double decker ₹125.
Suave sandwiches
5 dishesThat’s my HAM Non-veg
₹340No matter what time of day it is, a skillet-toasted ham, cheese and diced jalapeno sandwich will fill up your heart.
Oh Honey..Never Sing Non-veg
₹310Succulent pieces of chicken drowned and browned in our homemade honey mustard sauce. You owe it to yourself.
SandWichcraft Veg
₹250Nothing defines adulthood more than the capacity to make a perfect sandwich. Choose any three veggies. Add one meat ₹60.
Phony Pepperoni Non-veg
₹199 / 225A pepperoni (chicken/pork) goes into a sandwich.
Peaceful Peanuts Veg
₹160An all-time favourite — an extraordinary chemistry of peanut butter, honey and banana.
Breakfast desserts
2 dishes + 8 toppingsMake pancakes, not war.
The Pally Pancake Egg Special
₹225The signature “stuffed” pancake — cashew, raisin and chocochips. Every bite will make you proud that you lived in the era of pancakes. Toppings: Nutella ₹80 · sliced banana ₹20 · condensed milk ₹60 · peanut butter ₹70 · caramelized banana ₹80 · chocolate syrup ₹70 · blueberry syrup ₹70 · ice cream ₹80.
Brioche French Toast Egg Special
₹210The second best borrow in the name of French. Add Nutella ₹80 · peanut butter and banana ₹70 · Nutella and bacon (yes, you read it right) ₹120. Subject to availability.